Isn’t it amazing how on the internet we feel comfortable telling people the horror stories of our lives that we wouldn’t ever want anyone we’d ever actually see to know? Case and point:
Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i’ve been talking to this girl [...]
No, those aren’t my words — they’re the words of http://www.fuckthesouth.com, a fun read that will help you to vent some frustration. And if you’re a Southerner, maybe learn some humility. :-p I’m sure it won’t, but it’s one of those pages that’s pretty funny until you think about it and realize that it’s all [...]
Finally! My new computer is here! It’s so beautiful I could make love to it right now! It’s… it’s…. AGH! I love it! Fast, sleek, sexy, powerful. Like a wild puma in the jungle! Is there a more beautiful sound than the gentle breathing of a processor fan? Is there a more beautiful color than [...]
So I drove to UPS this morning to go pick up my package. When I got there, they couldn’t find it. It just wasn’t there! Apparantly “hold for pick-up” means “put it on a truck and drive it around all day.” The workers there told me it would probably be delivered today. So, I waited… [...]
The other day I was awoken to the annoying sound of a knock at my front door. I really wasn’t in the mood to get dressed, so I just answered it in my underwear, expecting Alex or someone to be there. I was a bit surprised to see 2 old ladies, who were a bit [...]
Man… I’m so pissed off at UPS right now.
I waited at home all day long yesterday because I had to sign for a shipment. I didn’t get anything done because I was waiting for them. And they never came… or rather, they DID come, but they came at some ungodly hour of the night after [...]
