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Or at least that’s the only logical conclusion I can come to about this. You see, I went to make breakfast this morning (oatmeal, of course, or else I wouldn’t be writing this) and when I pulled out the oatmeal packet I noticed something printed on the side… a “Factasaurus.” Now, I distinctly remember dinosaur facts on my oatmeal packet the last time I ate oatmeal. That was some time around 6th grade. It’s almost 10 years later, and there are still dinosaurs on my oatmeal. And also, you may remember when “dinosaur egg” oatmeal was invented — it had little eggs in it that dissolved to reveal little candy dinosaurs. So really, what is the connection? Why dinosaurs and oatmeal?