I Need to Gain Weight

Yeah, that’s probably one of the weirded things someone has every complained about. See, since late last Fall, my diet consisted of more strombolis and cheesesteaks and pizza than it had in the past (even during my Ringling diet which consisted mainly of pot pies and donuts)… as a result I’d been gaining weight for a while. Then I got this job and bought my suits for my size at the time. Of course, there are no cheesesteaks or strombolis here, and every other portion is smaller — even donuts and pizzas are tiny. So even when I eat unhealthy food (I haven’t exactly been part of the health-food craze), I’m still losing weight just by existing here. At first it was one belt loop, which was kind of nice because I went back to a size that I had been for a very long time. But just yesterday I was walking on my pant cuffs again, and this morning I had to go down another loop on my belt! Egads! I don’t think I’ve gone this far down on a belt since at least very early in my Ringling life. My coworkers even noticed I lost weight (it must have been the lack of manboobs). I don’t have a scale so I can’t really measure anything, but I’m worried that in another month or so I might need to start wearing an extra pair of underpants or stuffing my butt in order to keep my pants from falling off… 困ったね。。。