So there will be some kind of international exposition here in January. Nothing big, but I guess it’s part of the Fukui International Association, and people will have small booths detailing their home countries, or something specific about them. Anyway, the secretary of the Echizen City International Association has asked me to make up a “Matt’s Corner” stall for the event. I said yes, of course, but now I need to think of something to do! Agh!
My first thought was how awesome it would be to make a cheesesteak stand and cook up delicious steaks for everyone, but even before the logistics of that idea stopped it dead in its tracks, I remembered how shitty of a cook I am… so that won’t be happening. What else could I do? I guess I could get my hands on some pollution to represent New Jersey… but that doesn’t really send the kind of message most people might want. So I need some suggestions. Please email me or comment them onto this post! お願いします!
This calls for CHICKENS.
And for monkeys, of course.
Matt, you are forgetting your audience. They don’t want cheesesteaks or New Jersey. They want good ol’ fashioned Amuricin COWBOYS. You gotta get a cowboy costume, a texas flag, and a lot of little plastic figurines of anime girls in cowboy outfits, or plush toys in cowboy outfits, maybe a “cute” steer.
If you cook up steaks they should be fat slabs of beef. And you should have whiskey to drink, preferably of the XXX variety.
Perhaps you could get some kid to dress up as Huck Finn. Or you could go the toy story route and have cowboys and astronauts playing basketball together.
And don’t forget, you need a cardboard cutout of Britney Spears.