I think I forgot to mention before that those super famous eyeglasses Ms. Palin wears that apparantly everyone is buying up like crackerjacks are manufactured right here in Fukui. In fact, I teach a company lesson at one of the major eyeglass manufacturers in Sabae city — perhaps the very one that supplies Palin and the rest of the world with those sexy, woman empowering spectacles. Fascinating!
Make sure that when you teach those eyeglass manufacturers, you teach them to use a corny midwest (alaskan?) accent, Donetcha noe. And to teach them words that they’re likely to use, Yoo noe, like huntn moooses an’ haaahkee mam, an’ *vomit* Maaaaaavrik.